Stuff you should know, stuff I should remember
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HeÒs impressed by how many people are keen to attend public talks and debates at the moment.
was reading over in the Blogasm blog bettymcboobs’s tale of the first time she Licked a Girl and it reminded me of my first time.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” I say.
Your imagination, confidence, willingness to explore, and appreciation of beauty make you a CREATOR.
Naughty Virgin’s Inside the Mind of A Virgin
well, you’ll have to go for a leak eventually, won’t you? then we’ll see what happens.
The Independent also reported OUPÒs Ñtabloid spellingÒ story and their leader writer takes a most enlightened view about it.
I wonder how robust this statistic is? And does this one only tell half of its own story?
Yesterday was much quieter, but we managed to fit in a visit from Nicki and Clemmie, who enjoyed capering with her cousines.
i lay there like a piece of meat, being seen to by a butcher with seven and a half fingers left.
producers, blackberries and holding your drink
then i looked around me, and down at the shag pile rug i was sinking into, and realised that maybe, for him, they’d never been away.
Several hours later, Dangly came home from work & I’ll tell that story next time!
HPV causes genital warts, which have never been fun. But in its most deadly strains, it’s the primary cause of cervical cancer.
Personally, IÒm on the side of the exterminators even though I have some sympathy for the people who report that they feel physical pain when they see apostrophes misused.
Secret History featuring yet another media appearance for Bessie and Ted.
When it rains you can really smell the poo on the Parkland Walk
Remember my little music box that I was so delighted to discover this winter? Yes, Pandora.
And here is the message which started the discussion at Shaksper
I call him after the awards fiasco, very drunk and tired. “It’s not in the stars,” he says, explaining why it has been impossible for our paths to actually cross.
ÓWant me to massage that?Ô sheÒd said, laying her hand two inches above the bunched pile of sheet at his crotch. Her voice cracked the quiet like a baseball hitting a window.
I couldnÒt sleep last night, but sheÒs been completely fine
The Omaha World Herald is now running an online vote asking whether the judge was right. You can find a link to the story near the voting buttons at the bottom of the page.
Instead Cup is all it’s cracked up to be, it seems
What is this country coming to when itÒs only old gits like us (no, heÒs no relation) who can be bothered to utter a voice of dissent every now and then?
Think about that the next time you get off on a money shot.
I have to agree with Merv, whoever he is. Yowza! This is scary to watch.
no fucken way i’m untying you, you stupid bitch, he said, spitting into the bushes. you’re fucken well staying right here.
But the absolute, most dreadful Best Ex is the one who broke up with you for cheating, hasn’t spoken to you in years, and will be attending the upcoming wedding of two close mutual friends.
the only time the gentlemen of the youth group were interested in my knotting skills was when we were in competition with other youth groups.
Nigel says that the person referred to in My Perfect Cousin by The Undertones is Jim McCloskey, famous Irish linguist.
As soon as you do, we’ll stop selling it.
Staying with a poetic theme, here is something I wrote in college. As you can see, I have a rather warped sense of humor.
Luckily, Stefan, the director of the institute, was there to discuss it all and I enjoyed listening to Alan and Stefan discussing it all.
Finally we have a replacement for my long lost beloved riding crop! (The story about how I lost it is here if youÒre interested.)
Today is the European Day of Languages. I wonder if David Blunkett is taking part?
ItÒs simple but effective. They also do other genres. Adolescent poetry is worth a look.
Yes, I love these guys. I want them to be President. Nobody mentions this, but this is really a brilliant parenting book. Throw the rest of them out. (*****)
IÒm surprised she didnÒt wait until tomorrow night.
it was like he had me where he wanted me, so he could do anything he wanted to me, and yet he wasn’t that good at what he wanted to do.
I wish I had more to offer you than that.
My highbrow argument goes something like “Because of Joy King and Steve Orenstein, silly!”
“Ok am I the only one dying to know what sweet pea just did??
IÒd post a Scottish photo but blueyonder is letting me down again.
WeÒre having a lazy Sunday around here, nothing special going on. IÒm still trying to find a comforable sitting positionÅ
“P.G.S., I really can’t function without you.” I’m quite serious.
Graphic Stories Ö No more than three pages per submission
Feeling a bit like I fell down the well this week.
Just another lesson learned. A broken rule will come back and bite you in the ass in more ways than one!
I too let out a loud chuckle until I caught myself thinking “he might be serious”.
Any particular reason you’d want to fly to San Francisco? IIRC, Swingers is set in Los Angeles.
“There are too many anal penetration shots,” she says.
You can see the rest of the column here.
straight from the telegraph comment pages!
I answered her questions, I just did not volunteer any further information.
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