Post Titles Inspired by The Learning Channel

I used to try and be really clever with post titles. But I find the more obvious, the better. Take for example, The Learning Channel’s line-up tonight:
8:00 pm 750-Pound Man
9:00 pm Woman With Half a Body
10:00 pm Face Eating Tumor
Now you can’t tell me you don’t know what Face Eating Tumor is about, right? Truth in advertising. It is like the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie Snakes on a Plane. Yes that is a real movie title. What if you called things like they are?
Actually, the face-eating tumor show is pretty harrowing with a six-year-old boy going through multiple surgeries for the condition fibrous dysplasia.

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