“Let’s Take That Offline”

My favorite corporate speak from a previous job is the phrase:

Let’s take that offline.

Which usually means:

I’m going to choke the shit out of you. Later.

My other favorite is:

It’s on the wiki.

Which translates to:

Fuck you. I’m not going to help you.

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About Andy Wibbels

Andy is an award-winning blogger and author of the book Blogwild! A Guide for Small Business Blogging. His work has been featured in The Wall Street Journal, USA Today, Entrepreneur, Wired, Business Week, Forbes, and other national and international media. He was worked at several San Francisco startups including Get Satisfaction, SAY Media, InMobi, Keas, and Mindjet. Currently, Andy is Director of Marketing at Lucidworks. Tw · Fb · G+ · Li

2 thoughts on ““Let’s Take That Offline”

  1. suzanne carter

    bwahahaha you ain’t kiddin.
    on both counts!
    “let’s take that offline” does bear a remarkable resemblance to … wanna take this outside, punk?
    it’s on the wiki … it’s in the KB … it’s on sharepoint … rtfm … all means the same … do it yer damnself.

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  2. Leesa Barnes

    Thank god I work alone…I LMAO for about 2 minutes non stop.
    Seems like you’re settling back nicely into corporate culture, Andy. Can’t wait to see more like these.

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