My favorite corporate speak from a previous job is the phrase:
Let’s take that offline.
Which usually means:
I’m going to choke the shit out of you. Later.
My other favorite is:
It’s on the wiki.
Which translates to:
Fuck you. I’m not going to help you.
bwahahaha you ain’t kiddin.
on both counts!
“let’s take that offline” does bear a remarkable resemblance to … wanna take this outside, punk?
it’s on the wiki … it’s in the KB … it’s on sharepoint … rtfm … all means the same … do it yer damnself.
Thank god I work alone…I LMAO for about 2 minutes non stop.
Seems like you’re settling back nicely into corporate culture, Andy. Can’t wait to see more like these.